Holy Cow...what a party!

[imjustlori]

by limitedbythesky

tchwrtr's LJ New Year Party (Now At Least 32% Politically Correct!)

Started : 31st December 2005 10:14:08 PM Ended : 01st January 2006 10:57:01 AM

Alco Money! : $ 249

Guests of Honour

misha_bunny is an up-tight Wiccan and an overweight, boozed up - spadehead who intimidates the elderly at the weekend just for kicks. misha_bunny drank 5 Tequilas, 7 Mescals, 1 Kahlua, 1 Pilsner, 1 Rum, 1 Stout, 1 Vermouth.
autumncat is a despicable Fundementalist Christian and a full-time waster who spends most of their salary on alcohol who insists that their farts are aromatic and alluring. autumncat decided to not drink because of their religious beliefs.
tchwrtr is an easy-going Wiccan and a constantly polaxed mofo. tchwrtr drank 7 Sherrys, 1 Vermouth.
kiltboy is a radiant Muslim as well as a part-time heavy drinker. kiltboy drank 10 Vodkas.
ani_moore is a sexually repressed Liberal Christian and a prolific barfer, particularly at parties such as this. ani_moore decided to not drink because of their religious beliefs.
webqatch is a spirited Wiccan and a real lightweight when it comes to drinking. webqatch drank 1 Poteen, 3 Coffee Liqueurs.
duncan_mcguyver is a vivacious Taoist. duncan_mcguyver drank 1 Red Wine.
stac88 is a bitchy Liberal Christian who makes Joe Stallin look like a timid dinner lady. stac88 decided to not drink because of their religious beliefs.
macdobhran is an up-tight Hindu who constantly bitches about....well everything on Livejournal. macdobhran drank 2 Absinthes, 4 Pernods, 1 Sherry.
museclio is a possessed Atheist who insists that their farts are aromatic and alluring. museclio drank 18 Aftershocks, 1 Tequila.

Sick!

misha_bunny, webqatch, macdobhran, museclio are in contention of winning "Best Group of Barfers" at the annual "Karen Carpenter Memorial Awards" in Paris.

Fights

'I know your sort tchwrtr, you wander around cursing everything that is good and true in life. Jesus said....' tchwrtr jumped up before autumncat could even finish the sentence and began smothering the God-Botherer with a pillow.

autumncat was removed from the party at around 07:08:06 AM for attempting to nail museclio's hands and feet to tchwrtr's bed. autumncat fervently denied that the act was part of 'A kinky sex act for Christ gone wrong'

Lovers

There is a high probability that after last nights ahem....display of affection that webqatch and macdobhran will be announcing webqatch's glorious pregnancy pretty soon.

The Drunkest

Dear God museclio! I cannot bear the smell! Your breathe is like a dank beer soaked cellar!

Random Events

ani_moore began a lively debate about the work of shakespare with a door before falling unconscious in a heap
of their own shit.

During a game of truth or dare, kiltboy admitted that their most embarassing moment was when they got booted in the privates by the Queen Mother after asking her to sign their nads with a permanent marker!

Happy New Year!

Do you believe in all of that New Years Resolution shit? If not, celebrate the New Year as you mean to go on with the ultimate new years party from hell! Enter your name below to experience the ultimate in complete useless bollocks! Your Hero God Loves Coke.

Comments

[autumncat.livejournal.com]

*happy I was invited in the first place*

But, that is SO NOT me! LOL
I'm so misunderstood - and it cost me booze. I do like the the excuse of "A kinky sex act for Christ gone wrong", though.

Oh, what will your neigbors think?

[radiant-one.livejournal.com]

1. I so don't drink beer.
2. I never get a hang over, must have been my innocent twin!

Happy New Years darling!

[kiltboy]

At least I had fun before getting kicked in the nads.

[neadods.livejournal.com]

webqatch is ... a real lightweight when it comes to drinking.

I'll believe he's pregnant before I believe this!

[tchwrtr.livejournal.com]

I'm waiting for those two to see this...

[g3talen.livejournal.com]

I wanna party with Autumcat!
god-botherer..... rofl.... my favorite line in that mess.
Uncle Scar